The Lord gave us two ends - one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.

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Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Bragging is not an attractive trait, but lets be honest. A man who catches a...

Bragging is not an attractive trait, but lets be honest. A man who catches a...

Nobody says you must laugh, but a sense of humor can help you overlook the...

Nobody says you must laugh, but a sense of humor can help you overlook the...

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art...

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art...

Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head

Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and...

Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and...

We need not fear life, because God is the Ruler of all and we need...

We need not fear life, because God is the Ruler of all and we need...

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three...

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three...

I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.

I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...

Asking a writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp post how...

Asking a writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp post how...

If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many...

If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many...

Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk...

Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk...

Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.

Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.

If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of...

If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of...

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them

Welcome those big, sticky, complicated problems. In them are your most powerful opportunities.

Welcome those big, sticky, complicated problems. In them are your most powerful opportunities.

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully...

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully...