When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dugout and they were already in street clothes.

Quote by Bob Uecker

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Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick...

Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick...

I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with...

I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with...

Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.

Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.

Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't...

Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't...

When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me.

When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me.

In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second...

In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second...

I knew when my career was over. In 1965, my baseball card came out with...

I knew when my career was over. In 1965, my baseball card came out with...

If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to?...

If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to?...

Let's face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living....

Let's face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living....

I didn't get a lot of awards as a player. But they did have a...

I didn't get a lot of awards as a player. But they did have a...

The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then...

The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then...

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them...

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them...

Sure, women sportswriters look when they're in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do...

Sure, women sportswriters look when they're in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do...

I had slumps that lasted into the winter.

I had slumps that lasted into the winter.

Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick...

Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick...

Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't...

Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't...