If our subconscious was attractive, we wouldn't have to bury it down deep within us.

Quote by Doug Coupland

Topics: Doug Coupland Quotes

Quick. Name ten dead redheads.

Quick. Name ten dead redheads.

Once you see someone lose it, you can never look at them the same way...

Once you see someone lose it, you can never look at them the same way...

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

In our heads we're all about 33 years old.

In our heads we're all about 33 years old.

Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.

Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside...

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside...

The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger...

The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger...

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care...

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care...

We need to be around our families not because we have so many shared experiences...

We need to be around our families not because we have so many shared experiences...

On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and...

On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and...

You can only fall in love six times in your life. Choose wisely.

You can only fall in love six times in your life. Choose wisely.

When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of...

When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of...

If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater?

If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater?

Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in...

Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in...

Figure out what it is in life you don't do well, and then don't do...

Figure out what it is in life you don't do well, and then don't do...

When you crop the photo, you tell a lie.

When you crop the photo, you tell a lie.

Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem.

Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem.

Sometimes failure isn't an opportunity in disguise, it's just you.

Sometimes failure isn't an opportunity in disguise, it's just you.

In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.

In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.