You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.

Quote by Brad Garrett

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Humor is healing.

Humor is healing.

There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should...

We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should...

But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and...

But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and...

I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.

I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life...

I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life...

It's fun to play people who are flawed.

It's fun to play people who are flawed.

I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.

I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.