Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Quote by Sharon Stone

Topics: Funny Quotes, Funny Sayings Quotes, Relationships Quotes

I like to be treated as a lady.

I like to be treated as a lady.

I drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk...

I drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk...

The doctor told Phil, my then husband, that my condition was really bad news. They...

The doctor told Phil, my then husband, that my condition was really bad news. They...

It was not always easy because I was always an individual and found it difficult...

It was not always easy because I was always an individual and found it difficult...

I did a guest appearance on The Practice and loved it.

I did a guest appearance on The Practice and loved it.

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just...

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just...

I loved the movies and I wanted to be like Marilyn Monroe. I thought she...

I loved the movies and I wanted to be like Marilyn Monroe. I thought she...

Well, I think when we can turn to the person sitting next to us and...

Well, I think when we can turn to the person sitting next to us and...

I have known for some time that I can meet any man I want but...

I have known for some time that I can meet any man I want but...

I don't think you ever think that you have made it but I did take...

I don't think you ever think that you have made it but I did take...

People don't change their behavior unless it makes a difference for them to do so.

People don't change their behavior unless it makes a difference for them to do so.

I like being a woman, not a girl.

I like being a woman, not a girl.

I've had the same breasts for my entire adult life.

I've had the same breasts for my entire adult life.

It's my experience that you really can't lose when you try the truth.

It's my experience that you really can't lose when you try the truth.

Ava Gardner was the most beautiful woman in the world, and it's wonderful that she...

Ava Gardner was the most beautiful woman in the world, and it's wonderful that she...

I like to be bought flowers and taken out for dinner. I like a man...

I like to be bought flowers and taken out for dinner. I like a man...

I was in Woody Allen's Stardust Memories in 1980. It was only a bit part...

I was in Woody Allen's Stardust Memories in 1980. It was only a bit part...

I think it's really important that the people who are going to make decisions for...

I think it's really important that the people who are going to make decisions for...

Many actresses do that kind of shoot when they are in their early 20s but...

Many actresses do that kind of shoot when they are in their early 20s but...

At first it was exhilarating but when I realized it wasn't going away, it became...

At first it was exhilarating but when I realized it wasn't going away, it became...