I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.

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¦ [I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call...

¦ [I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call...

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone...

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone...

They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too...

They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too...

After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state...

After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state...

[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...

[I] recall thinking that the computer would never advance much further than this. Call me...