If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.

Quote by Bob Edwards

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In college, I got interested in news because the world was coming apart. The civil...

In college, I got interested in news because the world was coming apart. The civil...

I'm a very straight-laced, conservative news kind of guy.

I'm a very straight-laced, conservative news kind of guy.

I wake about 1 a.m. I'm in the office by 2 a.m. We're on the...

I wake about 1 a.m. I'm in the office by 2 a.m. We're on the...

Any outfit that has to beg its listeners for money is an organization that has...

Any outfit that has to beg its listeners for money is an organization that has...

People are always ready to admit a man's ability after he gets there

People are always ready to admit a man's ability after he gets there

I've never been able to predict the future of anything.

I've never been able to predict the future of anything.

I'm still excited at being at a microphone and talking to listeners. I love that....

I'm still excited at being at a microphone and talking to listeners. I love that....

But when you see personal artifacts relating to - by genealogy at least - a...

But when you see personal artifacts relating to - by genealogy at least - a...

I got to know every format of every station and who was on and what...

I got to know every format of every station and who was on and what...

I was encouraged to read aloud in class and vocalize.

I was encouraged to read aloud in class and vocalize.

With radio, the listener absorbs everything.

With radio, the listener absorbs everything.

At a tiny station in New Albany, Indiana, which is right across from the river...

At a tiny station in New Albany, Indiana, which is right across from the river...

The radio was my pal. I was just crazy about it.

The radio was my pal. I was just crazy about it.

The pictures are created by the listener, with a little help from the broadcaster. The...

The pictures are created by the listener, with a little help from the broadcaster. The...

Public radio has always been so powerless.

Public radio has always been so powerless.

I think we're doing the right things for the right reasons. We're not doing it...

I think we're doing the right things for the right reasons. We're not doing it...

I used to listen to the soap operas with my grandmother.

I used to listen to the soap operas with my grandmother.

In my case, the listener is often in an automobile driving to work. You can...

In my case, the listener is often in an automobile driving to work. You can...

People are always ready to admit a man's ability after he gets there.

People are always ready to admit a man's ability after he gets there.

Good things just keep happening.

Good things just keep happening.