To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is ''misunderstood'' or that he is ''different''; none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more…

Quote by Helen Rowland

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A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man...

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man...

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and...

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and...

A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say...

A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say...

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A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty...

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty...

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit

A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself...

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself...

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or...

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or...

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

You will never win if you never begin.

You will never win if you never begin.

Variety is the spice of love.

Variety is the spice of love.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him...

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him...

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of...

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of...

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see...

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see...

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his...

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his...

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the...

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the...