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Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness...

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness...

My advice to you concerning applause is this: enjoy it but never quite believe it.

My advice to you concerning applause is this: enjoy it but never quite believe it.

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the...

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the...

Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath...

Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath...

There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice.

There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice.

The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be...

The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be...

Nothing is given so profusely as advice

Nothing is given so profusely as advice

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married. Write down the advice...

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married. Write down the advice...

The best advice we can give ourselves is the loving advice we'd give somebody else....

The best advice we can give ourselves is the loving advice we'd give somebody else....

The best advice is found on the pillow.

The best advice is found on the pillow.

Your face is not a coloring book. Chill with the makeup!

Your face is not a coloring book. Chill with the makeup!

Never give advice unasked.

Never give advice unasked.

To advise is not to compel.

To advise is not to compel.

Trust someone who can see 3 things in you: The sorrow behind your smile, the...

Trust someone who can see 3 things in you: The sorrow behind your smile, the...

Always smile more than you cry, give more than you take and love more than...

Always smile more than you cry, give more than you take and love more than...

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy the...

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy the...

In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take...

In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take...

When it comes to federal elections law, Tom DeLay and his special-interest friends live by...

When it comes to federal elections law, Tom DeLay and his special-interest friends live by...

There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people....

There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people....

Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had...

Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had...

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.