A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

Quote by George Bernard Shaw

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Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and...

Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and...

A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.

A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.

My reputation grows with every failure.

My reputation grows with every failure.

The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him...

The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him...

You cannot believe in honor until you have achieved it, better keep yourself clean and...

You cannot believe in honor until you have achieved it, better keep yourself clean and...

If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.

If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.

Common people do not pray, my lord: they only beg

Common people do not pray, my lord: they only beg

Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are...

Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are...

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

He who can does - he who cannot, teaches.

He who can does - he who cannot, teaches.

If you are going to let the fear of poverty govern your life, your reward...

If you are going to let the fear of poverty govern your life, your reward...

The slave of fear: the worst of slaveries

The slave of fear: the worst of slaveries

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger...

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger...

Cruelty would be delicious if one could only find some sort of cruelty that didn't...

Cruelty would be delicious if one could only find some sort of cruelty that didn't...

The nations morals are like its teeth, the more decayed they are the more it...

The nations morals are like its teeth, the more decayed they are the more it...

It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.

It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were...

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were...

Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a...

Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a...

I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.

I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.