Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

Quote by George Bernard Shaw

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The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not...

The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not...

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made an...

Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made an...

May you live in interesting times

May you live in interesting times

Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy

Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.

There is nothing more dangerous than the conscience of a bigot.

There is nothing more dangerous than the conscience of a bigot.

Manners are more important than laws and upon them, to a great deal, the law...

Manners are more important than laws and upon them, to a great deal, the law...

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else

Hell is paved with good intentions, not bad ones

Hell is paved with good intentions, not bad ones

You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human...

You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human...

I have made it so perfectly clear in my tracts, articles, and books what was...

I have made it so perfectly clear in my tracts, articles, and books what was...

The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and...

The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and...

Why, except as a means of livelihood, a man should desire to act on the...

Why, except as a means of livelihood, a man should desire to act on the...

My reputation grows with every failure.

My reputation grows with every failure.

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really...

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really...

I suppose it can be truthfully said that Hope is the only universal liar who...

I suppose it can be truthfully said that Hope is the only universal liar who...