Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote by Alexander Pope
Behold the child, by Nature's kindly law pleased with a rattle, tickled with a straw.
Happy the man whose wish and care a few paternal acres bound, content to breathe...
The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them
Never find fault with the absent.
Fools admire, but men of sense approve.
Never was it given to mortal man - To lie so boldly as we women...
I find myself hoping a total end of all the unhappy divisions of mankind by...
False happiness is like false money; it passes for a long time as well as...
Never elated when someone's oppressed, never dejected when another one's blessed.
Those move easiest who have learn'd to dance
In words, as fashions, the same rule will hold; Alike fantastic, if too new, or...
Charms strike the sight; but merit wins the soul.
Who reasons wisely is not therefore wise; His pride in reasoning, not in acting, lies
Vices and virtues are of a strange nature, for the more we have, the fewer...
Nature and nature's laws lay hid in the night. God said, Let Newton be! and...
Men must be taught as if you taught them not, and things unknown proposed as...
True, conscious honor is to feel no sin, he's armed without that's innocent within; be...
The learned is happy, nature to explore; The fool is happy, that he knows no...
Act well your part, there all the honour lies.
To be angry is to revenge the faults of others on ourselves.