There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.
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The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while...
When all else fails, complicate matters.
Life is like an analogy.
This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.
The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
No one pays me to be nice.
Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
Violence is the first refuge of the violent.
Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your...
The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90%...
The way to a man's heart is through his chest.
Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in.
If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?
Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no...
I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us...