There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

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This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.

This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.

When all else fails, complicate matters.

When all else fails, complicate matters.

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us...

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us...

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no...

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no...

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your...

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your...

No one pays me to be nice.

No one pays me to be nice.

I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on...

I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on...

The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90%...

The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90%...

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while...

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while...

The way to a man's heart is through his chest.

The way to a man's heart is through his chest.

Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.

Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.

The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.

The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.

Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in.

Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in.

Life is like an analogy.

Life is like an analogy.

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?

Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.

Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.