There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.
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This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.
The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while...
Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in.
Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your...
I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on...
No one pays me to be nice.
The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90%...
Violence is the first refuge of the violent.
Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
Life is like an analogy.
If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?
The way to a man's heart is through his chest.
When all else fails, complicate matters.
I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us...
Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no...
The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.