Send lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan.

Quote by Warren Zevon

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I wish I sang better.

I wish I sang better.

I don't learn so good, no matter how good the teacher is.

I don't learn so good, no matter how good the teacher is.

I missed jazz, kind of. And by the time I came to it in life,...

I missed jazz, kind of. And by the time I came to it in life,...

It took me 10 years to realize that I don't know 'em, 10 years to...

It took me 10 years to realize that I don't know 'em, 10 years to...

The primary one being, like I said, I don't like rock 'n' roll piano.

The primary one being, like I said, I don't like rock 'n' roll piano.

I remember certain lines and whose they are.

I remember certain lines and whose they are.

Well, I was interested in playing the piano from as early as I can remember.

Well, I was interested in playing the piano from as early as I can remember.

I don't like piano solos.

I don't like piano solos.

I mean, I haven't been completely lacking in some enjoyment of Chuck Berry or Buddy...

I mean, I haven't been completely lacking in some enjoyment of Chuck Berry or Buddy...

My father was a boxer, though. So, I have a particular interest in Ray Mancini,...

My father was a boxer, though. So, I have a particular interest in Ray Mancini,...

That's my only active wish. I think if I sang like Don Henley, this would...

That's my only active wish. I think if I sang like Don Henley, this would...

Piano is like drudgery.

Piano is like drudgery.

And I think it's safe to say that the single very impressive figure to me...

And I think it's safe to say that the single very impressive figure to me...

I have no guitar technique.

I have no guitar technique.

Yeah, I don't like, um, I'm not interested in rock 'n' roll piano. I find...

Yeah, I don't like, um, I'm not interested in rock 'n' roll piano. I find...

Dylan can do no wrong.

Dylan can do no wrong.

So I guess I had, I think they tell me I had, about three years...

So I guess I had, I think they tell me I had, about three years...

The overall picture, as the boys say, is of a degraded community whose idealism even...

The overall picture, as the boys say, is of a degraded community whose idealism even...

Money isn't everything - but it's a long way ahead of what comes next.

Money isn't everything - but it's a long way ahead of what comes next.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...