Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke…

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Sometimes I wish I had never met you, because then I could go to sleep...

Sometimes I wish I had never met you, because then I could go to sleep...

Will Hunting: Does this break the patient-doctor code? Sean Maguire: Only if you grab my...

Will Hunting: Does this break the patient-doctor code? Sean Maguire: Only if you grab my...

As regards rap music, I believe that the c is silent.

As regards rap music, I believe that the c is silent.

I may not lead the most dramatic life, but in my brain it's War and...

I may not lead the most dramatic life, but in my brain it's War and...

There is no accounting for taste and no taste for accounting.

There is no accounting for taste and no taste for accounting.

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile...

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile...

The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the...

The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the...

You are what you eat.....I'm a cunt!

You are what you eat.....I'm a cunt!

The poor girl does not know how to have a conversation. Unfortunately, she does know...

The poor girl does not know how to have a conversation. Unfortunately, she does know...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious,...

There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious,...

Let the little fairy in you fly!

Let the little fairy in you fly!

Everything I do, I feel is genius. Whether it is or it isn't.

Everything I do, I feel is genius. Whether it is or it isn't.

Nazis are for the New Age concern

Nazis are for the New Age concern

Archetypes show God can be of more than one mind.

Archetypes show God can be of more than one mind.

Sublimation of instinct is an especially conspicuous feature of cultural development; it is what makes...

Sublimation of instinct is an especially conspicuous feature of cultural development; it is what makes...

Sensation tell us a thing is. Thinking tell us what it is this thing is....

Sensation tell us a thing is. Thinking tell us what it is this thing is....

To understand one's self is the classic form of consolation; to delude one's self is...

To understand one's self is the classic form of consolation; to delude one's self is...

And in the development of mankind as a whole, just as in individuals, love alone...

And in the development of mankind as a whole, just as in individuals, love alone...

A wonderful discovery, psychoanalysis. Makes quite simple people feel they're complex.

A wonderful discovery, psychoanalysis. Makes quite simple people feel they're complex.