Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer
Quote by Edgar Watson Howe
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it...
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not...
When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to...
Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.
Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.
Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy.
The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally...
When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine that he is polite...
Common sense is compelled to make its way without the enthusiasm of anyone
Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.
Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
A man will do more for his stubbornness than for his religion or his country
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say...
The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect...
No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn...
A thief believes everybody steals.
Set a thief to catch a thief
A man who has nothing can whistle in a robber's face