Never praise your Cider, Horse, or Bedfellow
Quote by Benjamin Franklin
Some are weather-wise, some are otherwise.
Drink Water, Put the Money in your Pocket, and leave the Dry-bellyach in the Punchbowl.
There's many witty men whose brains can't fill their bellies.
If you would be loved, love and be lovable.
Poverty, Poetry, and new Titles of Honor, make Men ridiculous
There never was a good war or a bad peace.
Remember, that time is money.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
The art of acting consists in keeping people from coughing.
You may delay, but time will not.
Industry, perseverance, and frugality make fortune yield.
Leisure is the time for doing something useful. This leisure the diligent person will obtain...
You must not, when you have gained a victory, use any triumphing or insulting expression,...
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one
Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new...
No gains without pains.
Many a man thinks he is buying pleasure, when he is really selling himself to...
Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other.
Even peace may be purchased at too high a price.