It is a peculiarity of the American mind that it regards any excursion into the truth as an adventure into cynicism.
Quote by Henry Louis Mencken
The more a man dreams, the less he believes
Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
The kind of man who wants government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always...
The fundamentalist mind, running in a single rut for fifty years, is now quite unable...
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia,...
Men are sad because they have to die so soon, women are sad because they...
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.
The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he...
The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very...
Immortality is the condition of a dead man who doesn't believe he is dead
That it should still be necessary, at this late stage in the senility of the...
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves were dead and...
I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a...
Progress is the process whereby the human race is getting rid of whiskers, the veriform...
When women kiss, it always reminds one of prizefighters shaking hands
Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...
Kisses honeyed by oblivion.
Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and sapphire...