It is a peculiarity of the American mind that it regards any excursion into the truth as an adventure into cynicism.
Quote by Henry Louis Mencken
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient
The surest way to get on in politics in America is to play the leading...
Men become civilized not in proportion to their willingness to believe but in proportion to...
Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind - that its...
Why haven't women got labels on their foreheads saying, Danger: Government Health Warning: Women can...
A society made up of individuals who were all capable of original thought would probably...
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous...
To wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as to ravish...
The more a man dreams, the less he believes
The allurement that women hold out to men is precisely the allurement that Cape Hatteras...
Immortality is the condition of a dead man who doesn't believe he is dead
It is more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
Good government is that which delivers the citizen from the risk of being done out...
To be in love is merely to be in a perpetual state of anesthesia -...
For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong.
Science... never solves a problem without creating ten more.
The solution of every problem is another problem
Three Rules of Work: Out of clutter find simplicity; From discord find harmony; In the...