If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
Quote by Billy Wilder
We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.
France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet...
One's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award.
It used to be that we in films were the lowest form of art. Now...
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
Don't be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtleties obvious also.
Now, what is it which makes a scene interesting? If you see a man coming...
I've met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone...
Perhaps it's getting to be an act of courage to say the truth about her....
An actor entering through the door, you've got nothing. But if he enters through the...
Agents are like tires on a car; in order to get anywhere at all, you...
Hollywood didn't kill Marilyn Monroe, it's the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood.
Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
An audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile, but...
My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would...
I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.
'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.
Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace