A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.
Quote by Henry Louis Mencken
Good government is that which delivers the citizen from the risk of being done out...
The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that...
When we appropriate money from the public funds to pay for vaccinating a horde of...
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
Temptation is an irresistible force at work on a movable body
How little it takes to make life unbearable: a pebble in the shoe, a cockroach...
Most people are unable to write because they are unable to think, and they are...
Complete masculinity and stupidity are often indistinguishable.
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after...
To wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as to ravish...
Time is a great legalizer, even in the field of morals
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop
Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.
Government under democracy is thus government by orgy, almost by orgasm.
For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong.
He (the businessman) is the only man who is forever apologizing for his occupation
Genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration.
I learned in business that you had to be very careful when you told somebody...
All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.