Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

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Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing,...

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing,...

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved...

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved...

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool...

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool...

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who...

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who...

If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing...

If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing...

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool...

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool...

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole...

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole...

The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is...

The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is...

I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other...

I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other...

It's easy to see the faults in people I know; it's hardest to see the...

It's easy to see the faults in people I know; it's hardest to see the...