I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.

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Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool...

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool...

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is...

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is...

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool...

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool...

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who...

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who...

If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing...

If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing...

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing,...

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing,...

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is...

The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is...

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved...

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved...

It's easy to see the faults in people I know; it's hardest to see the...

It's easy to see the faults in people I know; it's hardest to see the...

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole...

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole...