If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

Quote by Satchel Paige

Topics: Food Quotes, Indigestion Quotes

Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.

Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you...

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you...

One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding...

One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding...

I've said it once and I'll say it a a hundred times, I'm forty-four years...

I've said it once and I'll say it a a hundred times, I'm forty-four years...

I was born in August, no July, 1908.

I was born in August, no July, 1908.

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like...

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like...

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

If a man can beat you, walk him.

If a man can beat you, walk him.

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know...

Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know...

I never rush myself. See, they can't start the game without me.

I never rush myself. See, they can't start the game without me.

I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss...

I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss...

My pitching philosophy is simple - keep the ball way from the bat.

My pitching philosophy is simple - keep the ball way from the bat.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you...

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you...

My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it...

My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it...

I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.

I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?