When I am an old woman I shall wear purple, With a red hat which doesn't go and doesn't suit me, And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves, And satin sandals, and say we've no money…

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When I am an old woman I shall wear purple, With a red hat which...

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple, With a red hat which...

That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men...

That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men...

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and...

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and...

I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the...

I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the...

DOG, n. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and...

DOG, n. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and...

A country that can put men on the moon can put women in the Constitution.

A country that can put men on the moon can put women in the Constitution.

No woman answereth an important question in less than eleven score words.

No woman answereth an important question in less than eleven score words.

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the...

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the...

All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense...

All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense...

The superiority of one man's opinion over another's is never so great as when the...

The superiority of one man's opinion over another's is never so great as when the...

A woman is like a horse: He who can drive her is her master.

A woman is like a horse: He who can drive her is her master.

People who are not in love fail to understand how an intelligent man can suffer...

People who are not in love fail to understand how an intelligent man can suffer...

There must be several young women who would render the Christian life intensely difficult to...

There must be several young women who would render the Christian life intensely difficult to...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...

Enable every woman who can work to take her place on the labour front, under...

Enable every woman who can work to take her place on the labour front, under...

Men often give love for sex, women often give sex for love.

Men often give love for sex, women often give sex for love.

I am woman, hear me roar.

I am woman, hear me roar.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's...

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's...

When a woman reaches orgasm with a man she is only collaborating with the patriarchal...

When a woman reaches orgasm with a man she is only collaborating with the patriarchal...