You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.

Quote by Barry Goldwater

Topics: Military Quotes

I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.

I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.

You've got to forget about this civilian. Whenever you drop bombs, you're going to hit...

You've got to forget about this civilian. Whenever you drop bombs, you're going to hit...

Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And moderation in the pursuit of...

Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And moderation in the pursuit of...

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter...

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter...

When I'm not a politician, I'll be dead.

When I'm not a politician, I'll be dead.

When I'm not a politician, I'll be dead.

When I'm not a politician, I'll be dead.

Equality, rightly understood as our founding fathers understood it, leads to liberty and to the...

Equality, rightly understood as our founding fathers understood it, leads to liberty and to the...

Remember that a government big enough to give you everything you want is also big...

Remember that a government big enough to give you everything you want is also big...

I wouldn't trust Nixon from here to that phone.

I wouldn't trust Nixon from here to that phone.

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy...

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy...

If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing...

If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing...

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to...

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to...

Where is the politician who has not promised to fight to the death for lower...

Where is the politician who has not promised to fight to the death for lower...

The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.

The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.

I have little interest in streamlining government or in making it more efficient, for I...

I have little interest in streamlining government or in making it more efficient, for I...

I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And...

I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And...

The only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place.

The only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place.

Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.

Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.

A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted.

A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted.

The least productive people are usually the ones who are most in favor of holding...

The least productive people are usually the ones who are most in favor of holding...