Hey Rosalie, wanna know how to drown a blonde? You glue a mirror the the bottom of a pool.

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Do you like scary stories?

Do you like scary stories?

Yeah, I miss you, too. A lot. Doesn't change anything. sorry.

Yeah, I miss you, too. A lot. Doesn't change anything. sorry.

One of the many hazards of socializing with vampires. It makes you smell bad.

One of the many hazards of socializing with vampires. It makes you smell bad.

You love me, too. Not the same way, I know. But hes not your whole...

You love me, too. Not the same way, I know. But hes not your whole...

Theyre just cliff diving, Bella. Recreation. La Push doesnt have a mall, you know.

Theyre just cliff diving, Bella. Recreation. La Push doesnt have a mall, you know.

Sorry. I dont have any leeches on my speed dial.

Sorry. I dont have any leeches on my speed dial.

Thats more than just a fashion statement, it sucks to carry jeans in your mouth.

Thats more than just a fashion statement, it sucks to carry jeans in your mouth.

I dont think a tank could take out that old monster.

I dont think a tank could take out that old monster.

Your lips look blue, would you like me to warm those up for you too?

Your lips look blue, would you like me to warm those up for you too?

Life sucks, and then you die.

Life sucks, and then you die.

What do I look like, the Wizard of Oz? Need a brain? Need a heart?...

What do I look like, the Wizard of Oz? Need a brain? Need a heart?...

Normal humans run away from monsters, Bella. And I never claimed to be normal. Just...

Normal humans run away from monsters, Bella. And I never claimed to be normal. Just...

There are stories of the cold ones as old as the wolf legends, and some...

There are stories of the cold ones as old as the wolf legends, and some...

Another legend claims that we descended from wolves and that the wolves are our brothers...

Another legend claims that we descended from wolves and that the wolves are our brothers...

I guess I just violated the treaty.

I guess I just violated the treaty.

So do you think were a bunch of superstitious natives or what?

So do you think were a bunch of superstitious natives or what?

Ill never see anyone else, Bella. I only see you. Even when I close my...

Ill never see anyone else, Bella. I only see you. Even when I close my...

Does my being half-naked bother you?

Does my being half-naked bother you?

I think I might have been wrong before, you know, about not being able to...

I think I might have been wrong before, you know, about not being able to...

I'll be there until your heart stops beating.

I'll be there until your heart stops beating.