I want to host a religious show. I'm sure nobody will be wanting the 11 o'clock spot on Sunday morning. I think we should really get some of our own preachers and preach that gay is good. And we'd have…

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A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always look like an...

A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always look like an...

They didn't even like Margaret Thatcher but at least there was Margaret Thatcher. There have...

They didn't even like Margaret Thatcher but at least there was Margaret Thatcher. There have...

I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling -...

I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling -...

When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming...

When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming...

We really got a lot of very conservative gay people. You could look at the...

We really got a lot of very conservative gay people. You could look at the...

We signed up for Showtime, which I think put us on a Homeland Security list...

We signed up for Showtime, which I think put us on a Homeland Security list...

What goes for sex goes double for politics.

What goes for sex goes double for politics.

I'm really happy that I was raised Catholic because it's given me years of material.

I'm really happy that I was raised Catholic because it's given me years of material.

My style has been pretty much like a newspaper. It's got politics in it, it's...

My style has been pretty much like a newspaper. It's got politics in it, it's...

Lesbians are likely to be drawn to stand-up, if only because it's cheaper to produce...

Lesbians are likely to be drawn to stand-up, if only because it's cheaper to produce...

I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world. I know there are...

I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world. I know there are...

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.

As you can imagine I'm disappointed as anything that I was not selected to be...

As you can imagine I'm disappointed as anything that I was not selected to be...

I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been...

I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been...

Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out...

Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out...

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.

There may or may not be a lesbian comedy boom, but there certainly is a...

There may or may not be a lesbian comedy boom, but there certainly is a...

Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in...

Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in...

Guys don't treat girls right, that's why the lesbian rate's going up.

Guys don't treat girls right, that's why the lesbian rate's going up.

It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. It's like disapproving...

It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. It's like disapproving...