Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil!

Quote by Golda Meir

Topics: Funny Quotes, Judaism Quotes, Oil Quotes

Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with...

Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with...

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing...

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing...

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing...

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing...

The public history of modern art is the story of conventional people not knowing what...

The public history of modern art is the story of conventional people not knowing what...

The Soviet government is the most realistic regime in the world - no ideals.

The Soviet government is the most realistic regime in the world - no ideals.

Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with...

Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with...

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to...

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to...

Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short.

Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short.

We Jews have a secret weapon in our struggle with the Arabs; we have no...

We Jews have a secret weapon in our struggle with the Arabs; we have no...

Whether women are better than men I cannot say - but I can say they...

Whether women are better than men I cannot say - but I can say they...

To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be...

To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be...

To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a...

To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a...

I never did anything alone. Whatever was accomplished in this country was accomplished collectively.

I never did anything alone. Whatever was accomplished in this country was accomplished collectively.

There can be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises....

There can be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises....

We don't thrive on military acts. We do them because we have to, and thank...

We don't thrive on military acts. We do them because we have to, and thank...

Women's liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's men who are discriminated against. They...

Women's liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's men who are discriminated against. They...

There can be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises....

There can be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises....

There's no difference between one's killing and making decisions that will send others to kill....

There's no difference between one's killing and making decisions that will send others to kill....

We have always said that in our war with the Arabs we had a secret...

We have always said that in our war with the Arabs we had a secret...

We do not rejoice in victories. We rejoice when a new kind of cotton is...

We do not rejoice in victories. We rejoice when a new kind of cotton is...