The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda.

Quote by Heywood C Broun

Topics: Examination Quotes

Everybody favors free speech in the slack moments when no axes are being ground

Everybody favors free speech in the slack moments when no axes are being ground

The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from...

The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from...

Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God

Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God

The most prolific period of pessimism comes at twenty-one, or thereabouts, when the first attempt...

The most prolific period of pessimism comes at twenty-one, or thereabouts, when the first attempt...

Her mind is so open that the wind whistles through it

Her mind is so open that the wind whistles through it

I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more soul-stirring surprise than the...

I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more soul-stirring surprise than the...

Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else

Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else

Brotherhood is not just a Bible word. Out of comradeship can come and will come...

Brotherhood is not just a Bible word. Out of comradeship can come and will come...

We have learned to fly the air like birds and swim the sea like fish,...

We have learned to fly the air like birds and swim the sea like fish,...

To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.

To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.

The spirit of brotherhood recognizes of necessity both the need of self-help and also the...

The spirit of brotherhood recognizes of necessity both the need of self-help and also the...

The principle of the brotherhood of man is narcissistic...for the grounds for that love have...

The principle of the brotherhood of man is narcissistic...for the grounds for that love have...

But if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, they are your...

But if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, they are your...

We have learned to fly the air like birds and swim the sea like fish,...

We have learned to fly the air like birds and swim the sea like fish,...

The spirit of brotherhood recognizes of necessity both the need of self-help and also the...

The spirit of brotherhood recognizes of necessity both the need of self-help and also the...

People ask me all the time, 'What are you, a Democrat or a Republican? A...

People ask me all the time, 'What are you, a Democrat or a Republican? A...

I believe in the brotherhood of all men, but I don't believe in wasting brotherhood...

I believe in the brotherhood of all men, but I don't believe in wasting brotherhood...

I have always held those political opinions which point to the universal brotherhood of man,...

I have always held those political opinions which point to the universal brotherhood of man,...

I look to a time when brotherhood needs no publicity; to a time when a...

I look to a time when brotherhood needs no publicity; to a time when a...

I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice...

I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice...