Football features two of the worst aspects of American life, violence and committee meetings.

Quote by George F Wil

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It's easier to get an A.A. meeting together than a touch-football game now.

It's easier to get an A.A. meeting together than a touch-football game now.

Football brings out the sociologist that lurks in some otherwise respectable citizens. They say football...

Football brings out the sociologist that lurks in some otherwise respectable citizens. They say football...

Just keep believing. This is an opportunity where great things can happen and lets be...

Just keep believing. This is an opportunity where great things can happen and lets be...

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.

I think we played a great game against Germany and brought joy to ourselves and...

I think we played a great game against Germany and brought joy to ourselves and...

I don't consider myself as the best player in the world. I'm not obsessed with...

I don't consider myself as the best player in the world. I'm not obsessed with...

Football is like life - it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect...

Football is like life - it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect...

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team...

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team...

Football Is an honest game. It's true to life . It's a game about sharing....

Football Is an honest game. It's true to life . It's a game about sharing....

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough...

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough...

Sectional football games have the glory and the despair of war, and when a Texas...

Sectional football games have the glory and the despair of war, and when a Texas...

Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.

Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.

Football is a game played with arms, legs and shoulders but mostly from the neck...

Football is a game played with arms, legs and shoulders but mostly from the neck...

This is what bipartisanship looks like; constant rubbish from both sides of the aisle.

This is what bipartisanship looks like; constant rubbish from both sides of the aisle.

Every quarterback can throw a ball; every running back can run; every receiver is fast;...

Every quarterback can throw a ball; every running back can run; every receiver is fast;...

Pele is the greatest player in football history, and there would only be one Pele...

Pele is the greatest player in football history, and there would only be one Pele...

Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.

Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.

A professional football team warms up grimly and disparately, like an army on maneuvers: the...

A professional football team warms up grimly and disparately, like an army on maneuvers: the...