A friend called me up the other day and talked about investing in a dot-com that sells lobsters. Internet lobsters. Where will this end? The next day he sent me a huge package of lobsters on ice. How low can…

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I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the...

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the...

I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a...

I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a...

All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's...

All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's...

The first thing the secretary types is the boss.

The first thing the secretary types is the boss.

If you're going to be thinking, you may as well think big.

If you're going to be thinking, you may as well think big.

You have to think anyway, so why not think big?

You have to think anyway, so why not think big?

Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken.

Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken.

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make...

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make...

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score....

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score....

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he...

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he...

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new...

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new...

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, 'You're fired!'

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, 'You're fired!'

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love...

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love...

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough.

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough.

Everything in life is luck.

Everything in life is luck.

The 1990's sure aren't like the 1980's.

The 1990's sure aren't like the 1980's.

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people...

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people...

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one...

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one...

Experience taught me a few things. One is to listen to your gut, no matter...

Experience taught me a few things. One is to listen to your gut, no matter...

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing...

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing...