You know what they say: if God had been a Liberal, we wouldn't have had the ten commandments. We'd have had the ten suggestions

Quote by Christopher Bigsby

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Woman was God's second mistake.

Woman was God's second mistake.

If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life...

If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life...

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

Someone said that God gave us memories so that we might have roses in December

Someone said that God gave us memories so that we might have roses in December

The gods are on the side of the stronger

The gods are on the side of the stronger

I absolutely believe my talent is God-given. I ask God for a lot, but I...

I absolutely believe my talent is God-given. I ask God for a lot, but I...

May the praise of God be in their mouths and a double-edged sword in their...

May the praise of God be in their mouths and a double-edged sword in their...

Are you capable of risking your life for someone? Do it for Christ.

Are you capable of risking your life for someone? Do it for Christ.

The idea that any one of our religions represents the infallible word of the One...

The idea that any one of our religions represents the infallible word of the One...

God saith, 'The person I hold as beloved, I am his hearing by which he...

God saith, 'The person I hold as beloved, I am his hearing by which he...

If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be...

If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be...

Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass...

Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass...

Superstition is a senseless fear of God

Superstition is a senseless fear of God

God won't put you to it if he can't get you through it.

God won't put you to it if he can't get you through it.

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: O Lord...

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: O Lord...

It is impossible to get exhausted in work for God. We get exhausted because we...

It is impossible to get exhausted in work for God. We get exhausted because we...