I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

Quote by Dick Martin

Topics: Famous Love Quotes, Love Quotes

Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be...

Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be...

If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship.

If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship.

Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes...

Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes...

I love you. I call you. I always seek you in my heart. Now that...

I love you. I call you. I always seek you in my heart. Now that...

Whether life is worth living depends on whether there is love in life.

Whether life is worth living depends on whether there is love in life.

The idea that nations should love one another, or that business concerns or marketing boards...

The idea that nations should love one another, or that business concerns or marketing boards...

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet

Love, by its very nature, is unworldly, and it is for this reason rather than...

Love, by its very nature, is unworldly, and it is for this reason rather than...

This is why man creates his own universes when he Knows them, and these universes...

This is why man creates his own universes when he Knows them, and these universes...

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves.

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves.

This was love at first sight, love everlasting: a feeling unknown, unhoped for, unexpected--in so...

This was love at first sight, love everlasting: a feeling unknown, unhoped for, unexpected--in so...

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you...

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you...

A false enchantment can all too easily last a lifetime.

A false enchantment can all too easily last a lifetime.

If rain drops were kisses,I could send you showers. if hugs were seas i send...

If rain drops were kisses,I could send you showers. if hugs were seas i send...

You learn to speak by speaking, to study by studying, to run by running, to...

You learn to speak by speaking, to study by studying, to run by running, to...

Love and respect will make any good relationship better.

Love and respect will make any good relationship better.

The more connections you and your lover make, not just between your bodies, but between...

The more connections you and your lover make, not just between your bodies, but between...

Your Absence is everywhere... I cannot escape your memory...

Your Absence is everywhere... I cannot escape your memory...

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by...

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by...

Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.

Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.