Middle age is when youre faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine oclock.

Quote by Ronald Reagan

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.

Trust, but verify.

Trust, but verify.

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap

History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap

We have the duty to protect the life of an unborn child.

We have the duty to protect the life of an unborn child.

Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.

Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.

You can tell a lot about a fellows character by the way he eats jelly...

You can tell a lot about a fellows character by the way he eats jelly...

You know, by the time you reach my age, you've made plenty of mistakes if...

You know, by the time you reach my age, you've made plenty of mistakes if...

While I take inspiration from the past, like most Americans, I live for the future

While I take inspiration from the past, like most Americans, I live for the future

My philosophy of life is that if we make up our mind what we are...

My philosophy of life is that if we make up our mind what we are...

We are never defeated unless we give up on God.

We are never defeated unless we give up on God.

We must not look to government to solve our problems. Government is the problem.

We must not look to government to solve our problems. Government is the problem.

The Soviet Union is an Evil Empire, and Soviet communism is the focus of evil...

The Soviet Union is an Evil Empire, and Soviet communism is the focus of evil...

Welfare's purpose should be to eliminate, as far as possible, the need for its own...

Welfare's purpose should be to eliminate, as far as possible, the need for its own...

I would have voted against the Civil Rights Act of 1964

I would have voted against the Civil Rights Act of 1964

Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and dont interfere

Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and dont interfere

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end...

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end...

I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of...

I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of...

Are you willing to spend time studying the issues, making yourself aware, and then conveying...

Are you willing to spend time studying the issues, making yourself aware, and then conveying...

We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so...

We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so...