Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

Quote by Ronald Reagan

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We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.

A people free to choose will always choose peace.

A people free to choose will always choose peace.

Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.

Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.

Latinos are Republican. They just don't know it yet.

Latinos are Republican. They just don't know it yet.

If adults want to take such chances (with marijuana) that is their business

If adults want to take such chances (with marijuana) that is their business

Today, if you invent a better mousetrap, the government comes along with a better mouse.

Today, if you invent a better mousetrap, the government comes along with a better mouse.

We can not play innocents abroad in a world that is not innocent.

We can not play innocents abroad in a world that is not innocent.

Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of...

Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of...

I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.

I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.

When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the...

When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the...

Violence has been Nicaragua's most important export to the world.

Violence has been Nicaragua's most important export to the world.

Poverty is a career for lot's of well paid people

Poverty is a career for lot's of well paid people

We are never defeated unless we give up on God.

We are never defeated unless we give up on God.

You know, by the time you reach my age, you've made plenty of mistakes if...

You know, by the time you reach my age, you've made plenty of mistakes if...

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses...

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses...

You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.

You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.

Democracy, I do not conceive that ever God did ordain as a fit government either...

Democracy, I do not conceive that ever God did ordain as a fit government either...

History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap.

History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap.

'History,' Stephen said, 'is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake

'History,' Stephen said, 'is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake

The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.

The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.