Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

Quote by Ronald Reagan

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If adults want to take such chances (with marijuana) that is their business

If adults want to take such chances (with marijuana) that is their business

Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.

Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.

Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the...

Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the...

We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so...

We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so...

I'm not smart enough to lie

I'm not smart enough to lie

Democracy is worth dying for, because it's the most deeply honorable form of government ever...

Democracy is worth dying for, because it's the most deeply honorable form of government ever...

History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap.

History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap.

Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, coast for...

Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, coast for...

If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be...

If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be...

Violence has been Nicaraguas most important export to the world.

Violence has been Nicaraguas most important export to the world.

The more government takes in taxes, the less incentive people have to work. What coal...

The more government takes in taxes, the less incentive people have to work. What coal...

You can tell a lot about a fellows character by the way he eats jelly...

You can tell a lot about a fellows character by the way he eats jelly...

If we love our country, we should also love our countrymen.

If we love our country, we should also love our countrymen.

Facts are stubborn things.

Facts are stubborn things.

All systems are capitalist. It's just a matter of who owns and controls the capital...

All systems are capitalist. It's just a matter of who owns and controls the capital...

We're in greater danger today than we were the day after Pearl Harbor. Our military...

We're in greater danger today than we were the day after Pearl Harbor. Our military...

Are you willing to spend time studying the issues, making yourself aware, and then conveying...

Are you willing to spend time studying the issues, making yourself aware, and then conveying...

I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.

I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.

The art of government is to make two-thirds of a nation pay all it possibly...

The art of government is to make two-thirds of a nation pay all it possibly...

That no government, so called, can reasonably be trusted, or reasonably be supposed to have...

That no government, so called, can reasonably be trusted, or reasonably be supposed to have...