High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

Quote by John Mayer

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Loving is a feeling that brings both joy and pain to my heart. Joy from...

Loving is a feeling that brings both joy and pain to my heart. Joy from...

I believe that my life's gonna see the love I give returned to me.

I believe that my life's gonna see the love I give returned to me.

I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time. It's a...

I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time. It's a...

I feel strikingly domestic. We're in our own world with two busses and trucks.

I feel strikingly domestic. We're in our own world with two busses and trucks.

When you're dreaming with a broken heart, the waking up is the hardest part. You...

When you're dreaming with a broken heart, the waking up is the hardest part. You...

I don't want to pull over right now, but I just downed an Arizona Ice...

I don't want to pull over right now, but I just downed an Arizona Ice...

Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way.

Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way.

I'm singing what I want to sing based on the emotion of what that day...

I'm singing what I want to sing based on the emotion of what that day...

I love you more than songs can say, but I can't keep running after yesterday...

I love you more than songs can say, but I can't keep running after yesterday...

I need some kind of emotional stake in it to write my lyrics, assuming that...

I need some kind of emotional stake in it to write my lyrics, assuming that...

I just don't see myself in that place where I really want to bop anymore.

I just don't see myself in that place where I really want to bop anymore.

If you get half a million, at a certain stage you probably will get 4...

If you get half a million, at a certain stage you probably will get 4...

I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and...

I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and...

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever....

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever....

Numb is the new deep, done with the old me, and talk is the same...

Numb is the new deep, done with the old me, and talk is the same...

People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own...

People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own...

I hope that what it comes down to at the end of the day is...

I hope that what it comes down to at the end of the day is...

I'm getting to a point where everything is becoming streamlined in my life. I'm learning...

I'm getting to a point where everything is becoming streamlined in my life. I'm learning...

I'm not as surprised in going from playing 1,000 seats to 4,000 seats as I...

I'm not as surprised in going from playing 1,000 seats to 4,000 seats as I...

Hopefully people can see my music is tethered to my brain.

Hopefully people can see my music is tethered to my brain.