It seems like the older I get, the more unreal the world becomes.

Quote by Rufus Wainwright

Topics: Age Quotes, Reality Quotes

I am disappointed that my parents didn't give birth to a porn star.

I am disappointed that my parents didn't give birth to a porn star.

Let the little fairy in you fly!

Let the little fairy in you fly!

Dinner at eight was okay before the toast full of gleams. It was great until...

Dinner at eight was okay before the toast full of gleams. It was great until...

I'd be hanging out in my bathrobe all day, stinky, just writing, and my mom...

I'd be hanging out in my bathrobe all day, stinky, just writing, and my mom...

I may not lead the most dramatic life, but in my brain it's War and...

I may not lead the most dramatic life, but in my brain it's War and...

I'm your knight in shining armor. I'm here to save you from Linkin Park.

I'm your knight in shining armor. I'm here to save you from Linkin Park.

I've developed into quite a swan. I'm one of those people that will probably look...

I've developed into quite a swan. I'm one of those people that will probably look...

Let the little fairy in you fly!

Let the little fairy in you fly!

I may not lead the most dramatic life, but in my brain it's War and...

I may not lead the most dramatic life, but in my brain it's War and...

Everything I do, I feel is genius. Whether it is or it isn't.

Everything I do, I feel is genius. Whether it is or it isn't.

Life is a game and true love is a trophy.

Life is a game and true love is a trophy.

All humans realize they are loved when witnessing the dawn; early morning is the truimph...

All humans realize they are loved when witnessing the dawn; early morning is the truimph...

I'd be hanging out in my bathrobe all day, stinky, just writing, and my mom...

I'd be hanging out in my bathrobe all day, stinky, just writing, and my mom...

I was in the forest jumping around daffodils while everyone was high on heroin.

I was in the forest jumping around daffodils while everyone was high on heroin.

Love may exist without jealousy, although this is rare; but jealousy may exist without love,...

Love may exist without jealousy, although this is rare; but jealousy may exist without love,...

Love is not a victory march, its a cold and its a broken hallelujah

Love is not a victory march, its a cold and its a broken hallelujah

There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious,...

There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious,...

Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of...

Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of...

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile...

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile...

The poor girl does not know how to have a conversation. Unfortunately, she does know...

The poor girl does not know how to have a conversation. Unfortunately, she does know...

No true Witches today practice human sacrafice, torture, or any form of ritual murder. Anyone...

No true Witches today practice human sacrafice, torture, or any form of ritual murder. Anyone...

In modern European thought a tragedy is occurring in that the original bonds uniting the...

In modern European thought a tragedy is occurring in that the original bonds uniting the...