I work until beer oclock.

Quote by Stephen King

Topics: Funny Quotes, Writers Quotes

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

The devil's voice is sweet to hear.

The devil's voice is sweet to hear.

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to...

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to...

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and...

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and...

Talent in cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one...

Talent in cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one...

Fiction is the truth inside the lie.

Fiction is the truth inside the lie.

A man who can't bear to share his habits is a man who needs to...

A man who can't bear to share his habits is a man who needs to...

Books are a uniquely portable magic

Books are a uniquely portable magic

God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.

God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.

Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of...

Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of...

Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.

Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.

The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there... and...

The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there... and...

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.

Books are a uniquely portable magic.

Books are a uniquely portable magic.

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one...

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one...

Being sorry for myself is a luxury I can't afford.

Being sorry for myself is a luxury I can't afford.

No good friends, no bad friends; only people you want, need to be with. People...

No good friends, no bad friends; only people you want, need to be with. People...

What are friends? Friends are people that you think are your friends But they're really...

What are friends? Friends are people that you think are your friends But they're really...

I've noticed your hostility towards him...I ought to have guessed you were friends.

I've noticed your hostility towards him...I ought to have guessed you were friends.