I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by. Legend means, basically, bullshit.

Quote by Joel Rosenberg

Topics: Time Quotes

Whatever you want too much you can't have, so when you really want something, try...

Whatever you want too much you can't have, so when you really want something, try...

Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for...

Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for...

Miscellaneous is always the largest category.

Miscellaneous is always the largest category.

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough...

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough...

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own...

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own...

It seems to me a certainty that the fatalistic teachings of Mohammed and the utter...

It seems to me a certainty that the fatalistic teachings of Mohammed and the utter...

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief...

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief...

A woman rarely discards one lover - until she is sure of another.

A woman rarely discards one lover - until she is sure of another.

I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate.

I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate.

What will not woman, gentle woman dare; when strong affection stirs her spirit up?

What will not woman, gentle woman dare; when strong affection stirs her spirit up?

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a...

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a...

That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men...

That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men...

You may encounter many defeats, but you must not be defeated. In fact, it may...

You may encounter many defeats, but you must not be defeated. In fact, it may...

There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more...

There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more...

I have seen too much not to know that the impression of a woman may...

I have seen too much not to know that the impression of a woman may...

Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not...

Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not...

Men are allowed to have passion and commitment for their work ... a woman is...

Men are allowed to have passion and commitment for their work ... a woman is...

I have never seen a man as fond of virtue as of women.

I have never seen a man as fond of virtue as of women.

Todays decisions are tomorrows realities. Remember you have three choices: Take it, leave it or...

Todays decisions are tomorrows realities. Remember you have three choices: Take it, leave it or...

Women, can't live with them, can't live without them.

Women, can't live with them, can't live without them.