Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands - and all you can do is scratch it

Quote by Sir Thomas Beecham

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Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with...

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with...

Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.

Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.

Composers should write tunes that chauffeurs and errand boys can whistle.

Composers should write tunes that chauffeurs and errand boys can whistle.

The majority of pop stars are complete idiots in every respect.

The majority of pop stars are complete idiots in every respect.

A jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges.

A jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges.

Love is like playing Music. First you must learn to play by the rules, then...

Love is like playing Music. First you must learn to play by the rules, then...

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

Music is only love looking for words

Music is only love looking for words

Music is an ecstasy that satisfies the deepest desires and emotions in my body and...

Music is an ecstasy that satisfies the deepest desires and emotions in my body and...

I wish I was a rapper. There are certainly times when I wish I could...

I wish I was a rapper. There are certainly times when I wish I could...

Music is a means of Rapid Transportation

Music is a means of Rapid Transportation

Rock and roll music - the music of freedom frightens people and unleashes all manner...

Rock and roll music - the music of freedom frightens people and unleashes all manner...

There is no bad day that cant be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet....

There is no bad day that cant be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet....

Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music.

Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music.

We'll never ever be as good on record as we are live because we're not...

We'll never ever be as good on record as we are live because we're not...

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere...

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere...

I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is...

I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is...

Music is forever; music should grow and mature with you, following you right on up...

Music is forever; music should grow and mature with you, following you right on up...

I listened, motionless and still; And, as I mounted up the hill, The music in...

I listened, motionless and still; And, as I mounted up the hill, The music in...

The conductor wielded the orchestra like a blunt instrument.

The conductor wielded the orchestra like a blunt instrument.