The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Years Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person youre married to.

Quote by PJ Oâ€™Rourke

Topics: New Years Eve Quotes

New year is the time to start living and time to stop worrying, it is...

New year is the time to start living and time to stop worrying, it is...

Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body....

Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body....

New Year count down is about to begin. Heres sending my blessing of cheers and...

New Year count down is about to begin. Heres sending my blessing of cheers and...

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to...

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to...

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

Let's not spend New Year's Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year's...

Let's not spend New Year's Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year's...

Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.

Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure...

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure...

Oh my dear, forget your fear, let all your dreams be clear, never put tear,...

Oh my dear, forget your fear, let all your dreams be clear, never put tear,...

Years will pass...memories would last. Cherish the good ones and ignore what gives pain...Celebrate New...

Years will pass...memories would last. Cherish the good ones and ignore what gives pain...Celebrate New...

Never ever raise a toast for those deeds which you do for yourself, raise a...

Never ever raise a toast for those deeds which you do for yourself, raise a...

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We will put words on them...

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We will put words on them...

The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in...

The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

New year's is my favorite holiday. Mostly because everyone wants to make out.

New year's is my favorite holiday. Mostly because everyone wants to make out.

New year is just like a new washing powder to remove all stains of sorrow...

New year is just like a new washing powder to remove all stains of sorrow...

For last years words belong to last years language and next years words await another...

For last years words belong to last years language and next years words await another...