A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

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His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but...

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but...

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things...

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things...

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but...

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but...