I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age.

Quote by Voltaire

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Only your friends steal your books.

Only your friends steal your books.

Opinion has caused more trouble on this little earth than plagues or earthquakes.

Opinion has caused more trouble on this little earth than plagues or earthquakes.

A long dispute means both parties are wrong

A long dispute means both parties are wrong

What then do you call your soul? What idea have you of it? You cannot...

What then do you call your soul? What idea have you of it? You cannot...

It is far better to be silent than merely to increase the quantity of bad...

It is far better to be silent than merely to increase the quantity of bad...

Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal.

Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal.

Life is thickly sown with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to pass...

Life is thickly sown with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to pass...

He shines in the second rank, who is eclipsed in the first.

He shines in the second rank, who is eclipsed in the first.

History is fables agreed upon.

History is fables agreed upon.

In every author let us distinguish the man from his works.

In every author let us distinguish the man from his works.

Only your friends steal your books

Only your friends steal your books

Prejudice is the reason of fools

Prejudice is the reason of fools

Time, which alone makes the reputation of men, ends by making their defects respectable.

Time, which alone makes the reputation of men, ends by making their defects respectable.

Pleasure is the object, duty and the goal of all rational creatures.

Pleasure is the object, duty and the goal of all rational creatures.

Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without...

Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without...

What is tolerance? It is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty...

What is tolerance? It is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty...

Repose is a good thing, but boredom is its brother

Repose is a good thing, but boredom is its brother

We are all full of weakness and errors; let us mutually pardon each other our...

We are all full of weakness and errors; let us mutually pardon each other our...

I have struck a city - a real city - and they call it Chicago......

I have struck a city - a real city - and they call it Chicago......

Successful men usually snatch success from seeming failure. If they know there is such a...

Successful men usually snatch success from seeming failure. If they know there is such a...

To understand is to forgive, even oneself.

To understand is to forgive, even oneself.