I don't make mistakes...I date them.

Topics: Being Single Quotes, Ex Boyfriend Quotes, Ex Girlfriend Quotes, Single Life Quotes

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have...

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have...

I'm not single, I'm in a long term relationship with adventure and fun.

I'm not single, I'm in a long term relationship with adventure and fun.

It is quite lovely being single, and I much prefer it.

It is quite lovely being single, and I much prefer it.

I hate being single but not ready for a relationship...

I hate being single but not ready for a relationship...

My life is already controlled by sports, I don't need a girl to control it...

My life is already controlled by sports, I don't need a girl to control it...

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever...

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever...

''When you are single,your pocket will jingle:)''

''When you are single,your pocket will jingle:)''

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only

If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have...

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have...

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever...

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever...

As uncertain as the life of a single girl might be..we make our own rules...

As uncertain as the life of a single girl might be..we make our own rules...

Not single, not taken, just waiting for something real.

Not single, not taken, just waiting for something real.

Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.

Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.

Working long hours being single helps because your time is yours. Once you have a...

Working long hours being single helps because your time is yours. Once you have a...

Even though I'm single I think about you all the time. Hard to keep you...

Even though I'm single I think about you all the time. Hard to keep you...

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever...

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever...

Some exes don't get the picture that they will NEVER be back in the picture.

Some exes don't get the picture that they will NEVER be back in the picture.

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

No man should wear his ex-girlfriends jeans.

No man should wear his ex-girlfriends jeans.

Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.

Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.