A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

Quote by David Brenner

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I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper

Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.

Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.

We're careful not to saturate people.

We're careful not to saturate people.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows...

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows...

Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool...

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

I just hate health food

I just hate health food

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

Food should be enjoyed rather than endured.

Food should be enjoyed rather than endured.

Can that which is unsavory be eaten without salt? or is there any taste in...

Can that which is unsavory be eaten without salt? or is there any taste in...

How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an...

How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an...

I'm not hungry but I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.

I'm not hungry but I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.

Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco...

Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco...

Reservations and cloth napkins are really minor pinnacles in the high sierra of the New...

Reservations and cloth napkins are really minor pinnacles in the high sierra of the New...

If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their...

If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their...

The lion is most handsome when looking for food

The lion is most handsome when looking for food

The beef industry has contributed to more American deaths than all the wars of this...

The beef industry has contributed to more American deaths than all the wars of this...

Eat - well is drink - well's brother

Eat - well is drink - well's brother

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only...

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only...