A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always look like an English teacher. She actually said, you still look like a Campbell's Soup kid.

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There may or may not be a lesbian comedy boom, but there certainly is a...

There may or may not be a lesbian comedy boom, but there certainly is a...

I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world. I know there are...

I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world. I know there are...

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.

I try something new every night. It's an hour show; if it works I maybe...

I try something new every night. It's an hour show; if it works I maybe...

I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling -...

I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling -...

When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming...

When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming...

We signed up for Showtime, which I think put us on a Homeland Security list...

We signed up for Showtime, which I think put us on a Homeland Security list...

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.

My style has been pretty much like a newspaper. It's got politics in it, it's...

My style has been pretty much like a newspaper. It's got politics in it, it's...

As you can imagine I'm disappointed as anything that I was not selected to be...

As you can imagine I'm disappointed as anything that I was not selected to be...

What goes for sex goes double for politics.

What goes for sex goes double for politics.

I'm really happy that I was raised Catholic because it's given me years of material.

I'm really happy that I was raised Catholic because it's given me years of material.

I want to host a religious show. I'm sure nobody will be wanting the 11...

I want to host a religious show. I'm sure nobody will be wanting the 11...

Lesbians are likely to be drawn to stand-up, if only because it's cheaper to produce...

Lesbians are likely to be drawn to stand-up, if only because it's cheaper to produce...

They didn't even like Margaret Thatcher but at least there was Margaret Thatcher. There have...

They didn't even like Margaret Thatcher but at least there was Margaret Thatcher. There have...

Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out...

Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out...

We really got a lot of very conservative gay people. You could look at the...

We really got a lot of very conservative gay people. You could look at the...

I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been...

I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been...