If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

Quote by Mahatma Gandhi

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I claim to be a simple individual liable to err like any other fellow mortal....

I claim to be a simple individual liable to err like any other fellow mortal....

It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to...

It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to...

It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to...

It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to...

Nonviolence is not a garment to be put on and off at will. Its seat...

Nonviolence is not a garment to be put on and off at will. Its seat...

Whatever you do may seem insignificant, but it is most important that you do it

Whatever you do may seem insignificant, but it is most important that you do it

Remember that there is always a limit to self-indulgence, but none to self-restraint.

Remember that there is always a limit to self-indulgence, but none to self-restraint.

If you don't find God in the next person you meet, it is a waste...

If you don't find God in the next person you meet, it is a waste...

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.

I cried because I had no shoes, then I met a man who had no...

I cried because I had no shoes, then I met a man who had no...

Poverty is the worst form of violence.

Poverty is the worst form of violence.

Men and women approaching retirement age should be recycled for public service work, and their...

Men and women approaching retirement age should be recycled for public service work, and their...

Fear has its use but cowardice has none.

Fear has its use but cowardice has none.

Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed

Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed

We do not need to proselytise either by our speech or by our writing. We...

We do not need to proselytise either by our speech or by our writing. We...

No culture can live, if it attempts to be exclusive.

No culture can live, if it attempts to be exclusive.

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.

Good government is no substitute for self-government.

Good government is no substitute for self-government.

You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but...

You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but...

A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind...

A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind...

If there is anything more dangerous to the life of the mind than having no...

If there is anything more dangerous to the life of the mind than having no...