Stupidity gets up early; that is why events are accustomed to happening in the morning.

Quote by Karl Kraus

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The mission of the press is to spread culture while destroying the attention span

The mission of the press is to spread culture while destroying the attention span

Christian morality prefers remorse to precede lust, and then lust not to follow.

Christian morality prefers remorse to precede lust, and then lust not to follow.

Solitude would be ideal if you could pick the people to avoid

Solitude would be ideal if you could pick the people to avoid

Language is the mother of thought, not its handmaiden.

Language is the mother of thought, not its handmaiden.

Language is the mother of thought, not its handmaiden

Language is the mother of thought, not its handmaiden

Justice is a whore that won't let herself be stiffed, and collects the wages of...

Justice is a whore that won't let herself be stiffed, and collects the wages of...

The trouble with Germans is not that they fire shells, but that they engrave them...

The trouble with Germans is not that they fire shells, but that they engrave them...

The closer the look one takes at a word, the greater distance from which it...

The closer the look one takes at a word, the greater distance from which it...

A man's eroticism is a woman's sexuality.

A man's eroticism is a woman's sexuality.

Children play soldier. That makes sense. But why do soldiers play children?

Children play soldier. That makes sense. But why do soldiers play children?

Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself as therapy.

Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself as therapy.

Democracy means the opportunity to be everyone's slave.

Democracy means the opportunity to be everyone's slave.

I don't like to meddle in my private affairs.

I don't like to meddle in my private affairs.

Curses on the law! Most of my fellow citizens are the sorry consequences of uncommitted...

Curses on the law! Most of my fellow citizens are the sorry consequences of uncommitted...

War is, at first, the hope that one will be better off; next, the expectation...

War is, at first, the hope that one will be better off; next, the expectation...

No ideas and the ability to express them - that's a journalist

No ideas and the ability to express them - that's a journalist

I and my public understand each other very well: it does not hear what I...

I and my public understand each other very well: it does not hear what I...

When a man is treated like a beast, he says, 'After all, I'm human.' When...

When a man is treated like a beast, he says, 'After all, I'm human.' When...

Our lives are to be used and thus to be lived as fully as possible,...

Our lives are to be used and thus to be lived as fully as possible,...

I never had a chance to play with dolls like other kids. I started working...

I never had a chance to play with dolls like other kids. I started working...