My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.

Quote by Bill Cosby

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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and...

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and...

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely...

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely...

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his...

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his...

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything,...

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything,...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself....

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself....

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the...

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for...

My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for...

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we...

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we...

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same...

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same...

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally,...

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally,...

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or...

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or...

Fate is being kind to me. Fate doesn't want me to be too famous too...

Fate is being kind to me. Fate doesn't want me to be too famous too...

Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just...

Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just...

It is cruel, you know, that music should be so beautiful. It has the beauty...

It is cruel, you know, that music should be so beautiful. It has the beauty...

Let them praise his name with dancing and make music to him with tambourine and...

Let them praise his name with dancing and make music to him with tambourine and...