Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

Quote by Henry Youngman

Topics: Affection Quotes, Love Quotes, Meaning Quotes, Men And Women Quotes

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.

I've got all the money I'll ever need; if I die by four O'clock.

I've got all the money I'll ever need; if I die by four O'clock.

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.

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Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the...

I've got all the money I'll ever need; if I die by four O'clock

I've got all the money I'll ever need; if I die by four O'clock

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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I...

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the...

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

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I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I...

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll...

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Most females will forgive a liberty rather than a slight

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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the...

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Women make up only 25 percent of the science, engineering and technology workforce... We are...